safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

cypresstextiles:

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

belly rub lane

(via paranormalwings)

I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies

-(via sundaylatte)

(Source: rafeeqj, via el-suicidio-es-una-opci0n)

heckvevo:

oh my

  • The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

(via hermosoysensualjoe)

La popular no es ella, es su vagina.

quizasnuncafuisteparami:

uarefuckingperfecttome:

i-need-a-new-addiction—you:

corta. csm. xD.

Ctm sňfkgkfldkdlsd*$jdkfjf

(Source: always-watches-n0-eyes, via lechuga-es-kawaii)

darecrow:

darecrow:

are you guys okay

I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people